Wrestlemania XXVI came to the Valley today. If you don’t think that’s important, you don’t know anything about roman numerals. I wrote my State Press opinion column on Wrestlemania and stated at the end that my wrestler name is The Giraffe. Many wrestlers choose their names based on some sort of gimmick, like World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) star Stephen Farrelly, whose red hair led him to taking the stage name Sheamus O’Shaunessy. (Thanks for doing Ireland proud, Steve.) After writing the article, I decided it was necessary to have an effective system for making WWE names, so anyone can do it. The instructions are simple:
Step 1: Flip a coin to decide which column (left or right) to decide your adjective name.
Step 2: Use your first initial to decide which adjective to use. (Adam becomes Absorbent or Abrasive and Bill become Brutal or Beastly.)
Step 3: Flip a coin again to decide whether to use an animal or profession.
Step 4: Use your last initial to decide which animal or profession to use as your second wrestler name. (Don’t think a hangnail is a profession? Try walking a mile in their shoes.)
Step 5: Add the word “The” in front of your name and feel free to use exclamation points. Enjoy your wrestler name!
Example: I flipped a tails and a heads, so my name is “The Juicy Flamingo!”
Adjectives
Heads / Tails
Absorbent / Abrasive
Brutal / Beastly
Creamy / Chunky
Dirty / Droopy
Epic / Egregious
Flatulent / Fidgety
Grisly / Glittery
Heinous / Hairy
Insane / Illiterate
Jagged / Juicy
Killer / Kinky
Larcenous / Luscious
Mighty / Maximum
Nasty / Naughty
Ominous / Obese
Psychotic / Precious
Quarrelsome / Quizzical
Ruthless / Rhetorical
Soggy / Shocking
Terrible / Threatening
Ugly / Unkempt
Vicious / Volatile
Wasteful / Wretched
Xtreme / Just use Xtreme, okay?
Yodeling / Yummy
Zesty / Zealous
Animals/ Professions
Heads/ Tails
Aardvark / Assistant
Badger / Bookkeeper
Cheetah / Caterer
Donkey / Dentist
Elephant / Electrician
Flamingo / Friar
Giraffe / Gangster
Hedgehog / Hangnail
Iguana / Intern
Jellyfish / Jackhammer
Kangaroo / Killer
Llama / Loan Officer
Manatee / Musician
Newt / Nurse
Octopus / Octomom
Platypus / Postal Worker
Quailman / Quill Maker
Reindeer / Receptionist
Starfish / Surgeon
Turkey / Teacher
Walrus / Webmaster
Yak / Yes Man
Zebra / Zookeeper
Now post your wrestler name under the comments section!
I'm Droopy Dentist.
ReplyDeleteDad is Threatening Teacher.
Not very intimidating. Uh-oh, you could get detention! Or have to get a filling!!!!
No, no, no. You use your last initial for the second name. You would either be The Droopy Flamingo or The Droopy Friar. Dad would be The Threatening Flamingo or The Threatening Friar. Mine is The Juicy Flamingo, so maybe we could form a Flamingo family.
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